Emotionally European. Premium Oversized Unisex T-Shirt.- Fluent in espresso, melancholy, and detachment.

Not born here? Doesn’t matter. You’ve felt enough. You’ve tried enough. You’ve laughed politely at jokes that made you flinch.

This shirt is for the ones who crossed borders — literally or silently — and still made it to the dinner party.
For the ones who get asked, “Where are you really from?” — and still smile.
For the ones who grew up feeling too much, speaking too many languages, loving too many cities that never fully loved them back.

To be Emotionally European is to exist between identities — fluent in shame, sarcasm, and second-hand cultural cues.
You’re not a visitor. You’re a remix. A reconstruction. A vibe.

- 100% heavyweight cotton – built to hold everything you carry
- 240 GSM – substantial, because so are you
- Drop shoulders – because fitting in was never the point
- Printed in Germany – where bureaucracy meets poetry
- Made in Turkey – like many of us
- Front: “Emotionally European” – lowercase humility, uppercase truth
- Back: Blank – because your story speaks loud enough

Sizing note: These tees have an oversized fit.
We recommend ordering one size down from your usual for a cleaner, less “I’ve given up”, but still oversized silhouette.

Size/Width/Length (cm)
XS 54 69
S 57 71
M 60 73
L 63 75
XL 66 77
XXL 69 79
3XL 72 81

Wash cold, wear with pride.
You belong here — even if you had to fight to believe it.

📦 Shipping directly from the producer

🇩🇪 DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ⏱ 3-4 business days
🇪🇺🇬🇧 EU&UK: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ⏱ 4-7 business days
🇺🇸 USA: €19.99, ⏱ ca. 10 business days

🛍 Free shipping in Germany from €50, in EU from €70
🔁 30 days return – no drama
🧵 Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
✔️ Premium fabric, made in small curated batches