I Don’t Need Therapy. Premium Oversized Unisex T-Shirt - Melancholy Clubwear for the Emotionally Literate

This shirt is for those who left the club… but the club never really left them.

Now you get your serotonin in microdoses:
An hour alone in the kitchen.
A functioning espresso machine.
That one friend who still DJs and sends you pre-release links like it’s 2012.
You’re not healed — you’re just well-styled and deeply tired.

Wear it when: You’re out, but also… not really.

- 100% heavyweight cotton – dense like your emotional repression
- 240 GSM – hangs with intention, not desperation
- Drop shoulders – because you’ve been carrying enough already
- Soft brushed texture – softer thank your favourite ex’s hoodie
- Oversized, because we don’t do fitted in 2025
- Printed in Germany – trauma-informed ink
- Made in Turkey – not fast fashion, just emotionally slow-processed
- Front: "I don’t need therapy..." – highlighted like a cry for help
- Back: Blank, like your calendar and soul
- Unisex fit, because gender is a construct and we’re tired

Our tees are intentionally oversized.
We recommend going one size down for both women and men — unless you're planning to sleep in it after a club night.
(No judgment.)

Size/Width/Length (cm)
XS 54 69
S 57 71
M 60 73
L 63 75
XL 66 77
XXL 69 79
3XL 72 81

Wash inside out, line dry, don’t text your ex.

📦 Shipping directly from the producer

🇩🇪 DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ⏱ 3-4 business days
🇪🇺🇬🇧 EU&UK: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ⏱ 4-7 business days
🇺🇸 USA: €19.99, ⏱ ca. 10 business days

🛍 Free shipping in Germany from €50, in EU from €70
🔁 30 days return – no drama
🧵 Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
✔️ Premium fabric, made in small curated batches