I Don’t Need Therapy. Unisex Regular Fit Premium Hoodie. - It says what you’d rather not explain at brunch.

Forget crystals, breathwork, or overpriced kombucha coaching.
This unisex hoodie is a soft-shell reminder of your past life and present standards. Slightly oversized, deeply relatable, and designed for the emotionally self-aware party veteran who still hears techno in their sleep.

- 80% cotton, 20% polyester — soft enough to nap in, tough enough to survive a night out
- 280 GSM — warm but won’t make you sweat like your ex's texts
- Metal cord tips on the hood — because plastic is for festivals, not for drawstrings
- Front pocket — fits cold hands, your phone, or whatever you emotionally support these days
- Made in Türkiye
- Front is blank — because the message hits harder once

For Men: standard fit.
Take your usual size for a clean, regular look.
Size up if you're into extra room or hiding from people.

For a more fitted women’s look, size down. For oversized style, take your usual size or size up.

Size/Width/Length (cm)
(tolerance +/-3cm)
S 51 66
M 55 70
L 59 72
XL 63 74
XXL 67 76

Wash inside out with similar colours. Don’t iron the print — unless you’re into chaos, then by all means, live your truth.

📦 Shipping directly from the producer

🇩🇪 DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ⏱ 3-4 business days
🇪🇺🇬🇧 EU&UK: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ⏱ 4-7 business days
🇺🇸 USA: €19.99, ⏱ ca. 10 business days

🛍 Free shipping in Germany from €50, in EU from €70
🔁 30 days return – no drama
🧵 Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
✔️ Premium fabric, made in small curated batches