"I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN" Dad Cap

€24,95 EUR

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Size Unisex

Color Beige Black Navy

Quantity

For emotionally detached mornings and emotionally unavailable afternoons.

The “I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN” dad cap is printed in classic serif across soft chino cotton, for those who like their accessories like their relationships: low-effort, high-impact. A subtle footnote—Service Level Agreement—reminds everyone that terms apply.

Unstructured 6-panel cap
100% chino cotton twill
Adjustable metal clasp closure
Minimal curve, maximum judgment
One size fits most
Not washable (like your emotional baggage)

Shipping Information

📦 Worldwide shipping, directly from the producer

🇩🇪 DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ⏱ 3-4 business days
🇪🇺 EU: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ⏱ 4-7 business days
🌍 International: €19.99, ⏱ ca. 10 business days