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I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN. Service Level Agreement Mug. - Working hard to afford what used to be free.

I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN. Service Level Agreement Mug. - Working hard to afford what used to be free.

Regular price €11,00 EUR
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Product Description

ā€œI HAVE SEX LIKE A MANā€ — a statement printed in cold serif, best paired with hot coffee and colder emotional boundaries.
Tucked beneath: Service Level Agreement — because expectations are still a thing, even if follow-through isn’t.

Product Details

- 300ml ceramic mug
- Sublimation printed with DuraglazeĀ® coating
- Matte white finish, soft to the touch (unlike your last situationship)
- For coffee, tea, resentment, or morning-after regrets

Size & Fit

One size

Care Instructions

Made to last — but probably hand wash it
Dishwasher not recommended. Much like your ex.

Shipping Information

šŸ“¦ Shipping directly from the producer

šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ā± 3-4 business days
šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ EU&UK: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ā± 4-7 business days
šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø USA: €19.99, ā± ca. 10 business days

A classic mug for those navigating modern intimacy with deadpan precision.

Why Bon & Xilo?

šŸ› Free shipping in Germany from €50, in EU from €70
šŸ” 30 days return – no drama
🧵 Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
āœ”ļø Premium fabric, made in small curated batches

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