I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN. Service Level Agreement Mug. - Working hard to afford what used to be free.
I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN. Service Level Agreement Mug. - Working hard to afford what used to be free.
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Product Description
Product Description
âI HAVE SEX LIKE A MANâ â a statement printed in cold serif, best paired with hot coffee and colder emotional boundaries.
Tucked beneath: Service Level Agreement â because expectations are still a thing, even if follow-through isnât.
Product Details
Product Details
- 300ml ceramic mug
- Sublimation printed with DuraglazeÂź coating
- Matte white finish, soft to the touch (unlike your last situationship)
- For coffee, tea, resentment, or morning-after regrets
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
One size
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Made to last â but probably hand wash it
Dishwasher not recommended. Much like your ex.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
đŠ Shipping directly from the producer
đ©đȘ DE: Free from âŹ50, âŹ4.95 under, â± 3-4 business days
đȘđșđŹđ§ EU&UK: Free from âŹ70, âŹ6.95 under, â± 4-7 business days
đșđž USA: âŹ19.99, â± ca. 10 business days
A classic mug for those navigating modern intimacy with deadpan precision.
Why Bon & Xilo?
Why Bon & Xilo?
đ Free shipping in Germany from âŹ50, in EU from âŹ70
đ 30 days return â no drama
đ§” Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
âïž Premium fabric, made in small curated batches
Let customers speak for us
from 10 reviewsThe fabric is soft and smooth against the skin. The texture is really gentle and pleasant.
Iâm really impressed with this shirt. The fabric feels premium, the stitching is neat, and the overall quality is excellent.
Bon & Xilo is a great shop from Berlin, with great products and excellent support.
I ordered the black version. Iâm really impressed with this jute bag â the fabric is durable and feels high-quality. The lettering looks stylish and well-made. A fantastic product overall! It also arrived very quickly.
High quality comfy material, print looks stylish, transparent shipping process and product description. All-in-all great experience, the brand obviously cares about the customers and their experience. Looking forward to the new collections!
I love my new T-shirt! The quality is awesome: the clear print, the dense fabric. Itâs really oversized, looks quite big on me even though itâs a size S. I usually wear between S and M, so next time Iâll order an XS. I canât wait to wear it to KiTa and then meet my friends for a spritz right after!
Die Bestellung auf der Website war sehr einfach und völlig stressfrei. Die Verpackung ist umweltfreundlich, komplett plastikfrei, und in jedem Umschlag liegt eine Anleitung zum Waschen sowie eine Beschreibung der biologischen Technologie bei.
Das T-Shirt wurde schnell geliefert. Die QualitĂ€t ist gut, der Druck ist sauber. Die GröĂe fĂ€llt etwas gröĂer aus als erwartet, aber insgesamt bin ich sehr zufrieden.
