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I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN. Premium Oversized Unisex T-Shirt. - Not yours to define.

I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN. Premium Oversized Unisex T-Shirt. - Not yours to define.

Regular price €30,00 EUR
Regular price €40,00 EUR Sale price €30,00 EUR
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Product Description

This is not a statement. It’s a condition.
Detached, dry, vaguely corporate—this tee is a printed boundary wrapped in cotton.
Say everything without explaining anything.

Product Details

- 100% organic cotton
- Ethically made, emotionally unavailable
- Front print, back blank
- Designed in Berlin, manufactured under duress

Size & Fit

This tee is cut big. For a classic oversized silhouette, size down. For something more dramatic, go with your regular size. S = loose on XS/S, M = proper oversized, L = wear-it-as-a-cocoon energy.

Size/Width/Length (cm)
XS 54 69
S 57 71
M 60 73
L 63 75
XL 66 77
XXL 69 79
3XL 72 81

Care Instructions

Care Instructions:
Wash cold, don’t expect closure.
Low iron, no emotional labor.

Shipping Information

📦 Shipping directly from the producer

🇩🇪 DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ⏱ 3-4 business days
🇪🇺🇬🇧 EU&UK: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ⏱ 4-7 business days
🇺🇸 USA: €19.99, ⏱ ca. 10 business days

Service Level Agreement T-Shirt – Unisex, Oversized, Unapologetic.

Why Bon & Xilo?

🛍 Free shipping in Germany from €50, in EU from €70
🔁 30 days return – no drama
🧵 Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
✔️ Premium fabric, made in small curated batches

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