It's all so expensive. Unisex Regular Fit Premium Hoodie. - The economy’s fake, but my stress isn’t.

Ah yes, adulthood: where everything costs more and delivers less.
You used to buy things because they were cute. Now you buy them because you're tired and need something that feels like a win.
This hoodie won’t fix your finances or your existential dread, but it fits well. And right now, that’s enough.

- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- 280 GSM — warm but not bulky
- Hood with metal cord tips — no plastic nonsense
- Front pocket for cold hands or snacks
- Made in Türkiye. Not fast fashion. Just slow and solid
- Back is blank. Because not everything needs to be said twice.

For Men: standard fit.
Take your usual size for a clean, regular look.
Size up if you're into extra room or hiding from people.

For a more fitted women’s look, size down. For oversized style, take your usual size or size up.

Size/Width/Length (cm)
(tolerance +/-3cm)
S 51 66
M 55 70
L 59 72
XL 63 74

Please wash inside out with similar colors and do not iron the print.
Or do — honestly, at this point, do whatever you want.

📦 Shipping directly from the producer

🇩🇪 DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ⏱ 3-4 business days
🇪🇺🇬🇧 EU&UK: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ⏱ 4-7 business days
🇺🇸 USA: €19.99, ⏱ ca. 10 business days

🛍 Free shipping in Germany from €50, in EU from €70
🔁 30 days return – no drama
🧵 Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
✔️ Premium fabric, made in small curated batches