Low Battery High Drama Unisex VACANCY Oversized Shirt

You used to be booked and busy. Now you're just... booked. By your kid’s Kita schedule, by snack prep, by a calendar full of “me-time” that mysteriously never happens. This oversized tee says what your face no longer has the energy to express: temporarily unavailable for all bullshit.

Cut from premium softness to match your emotional fragility. Designed for wandering the playground like it's the Met Gala. Worn by those who used to peak at Berghain, now peaking at 8pm after bath time.

Premium Oversized T-Shirt – Effortless Style, Maximum Comfort
A heavyweight tee with a luxurious feel and that just-right oversized fit. Basically: the shirt that works whether you're at a gallery opening or just trying to exist.

• 100% cotton
• 240 GSM – thick enough to hang beautifully, not cling
• Drop shoulders for that relaxed, slightly ‘too cool to care’ silhouette
• Brushed inside and outside – it’s soft like your kid’s cheek, but less sticky
• Made in Turkey – good quality, no shady fast fashion. Printed with love in Germany

Size Chart (Unisex):
This is a unisex cut, which means it’s based on men’s sizing. Translation: it runs big on women. That’s intentional.

For Women – Here's What That Actually Feels Like:

• XS (57cm) – relaxed fit for XS–S women, still boxy
• S (60cm) – the ideal slouchy-but-polished tee for most women’s S/M
• M (63cm) – that boyfriend-tee energy but elevated
• L (66cm) – truly oversized. Half-dress, half-outfit
• XL+ – full anti-fit, perfect for bike shorts, mood swings, and looking like you don’t need approval

Tip: If you usually wear a women’s M and want a wearable oversized look, start with XS or S. Want it dramatic and bold? Go M or L.

Care Instructions:
Wash inside out with similar colors. Don’t iron the print (unless you’re actively rebelling against nice things).

Bon & Xilo Apprl – for the formerly vibrant.