NO TECHNO FOR YOU. Premium Oversized Unisex T-Shirt. - Detoxing from dopamine.

Your Berghain days are over. Not because you changed, but because life happened. Now it’s diapers, deadlines, and dodging stroller traffic in Mauerpark. This shirt says what your soul whispers every Saturday at 23:00 when you hear the distant beat of a Funktion-One system:
"Not tonight. Not ever again. NO TECHNO FOR YOU."

For ex-ravers, sleep-deprived parents, former club kids turned culturally aware zombies. A wearable sigh. A fashion-forward lament. A message to your past self… and the 24-year-old at Sisyphos who still thinks they invented dancing.

- 100% heavyweight cotton – not clingy, just like your emotional availability
- 240 GSM – hangs like your dreams, heavy and dramatic
- Drop shoulders – because structure is for people with plans
- Brushed inside out – softer than your child’s first tantrum apology
- Printed with love (and a little pain) in Germany
- Made in Turkey – no fast fashion, just slow emotional unraveling
- Back: "NO TECHNO FOR YOU" in bold serif – Front: Blank, like your energy levels

This tee is cut oversized — like your social anxiety when someone says “afterhour". We recommend ordering one size down for a cleaner fit that still says “I could have gone, I just didn’t want to.”

Unless you're dressing for maximum distance and minimal engagement. Then go true to size.

Size/Width/Length (cm)
XS 54 69
S 57 71
M 60 73
L 63 75
XL 66 77
XXL 69 79
3XL 72 81

Care Instructions:
Wash inside out, hang dry, avoid the clubs.

📦 Shipping directly from the producer

🇩🇪 DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ⏱ 3-4 business days
🇪🇺🇬🇧 EU&UK: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ⏱ 4-7 business days
🇺🇸 USA: €19.99, ⏱ ca. 10 business days

🛍 Free shipping in Germany from €50, in EU from €70
🔁 30 days return – no drama
🧵 Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
✔️ Premium fabric, made in small curated batches