NO TECHNO FOR YOU Premium Oversized Unisex T-Shirt – Existential Berlin Streetwear

Your Berghain days are over. Not because you changed, but because life happened. Now it’s diapers, deadlines, and dodging stroller traffic in Mauerpark. This shirt says what your soul whispers every Saturday at 23:00 when you hear the distant beat of a Funktion-One system:
"Not tonight. Not ever again. NO TECHNO FOR YOU."

For ex-ravers, sleep-deprived parents, former club kids turned culturally aware zombies. A wearable sigh. A fashion-forward lament. A message to your past self… and the 24-year-old at Sisyphos who still thinks they invented dancing.

Details that slap harder than a Sunday comedown:

• 100% heavyweight cotton – not clingy, just like your emotional availability
• 240 GSM – hangs like your dreams, heavy and dramatic
• Drop shoulders – because structure is for people with plans
• Brushed inside & out – softer than your child’s first tantrum apology
• Printed with love (and a little pain) in Germany
• Made in Turkey – no fast fashion, just slow emotional unraveling
• Back: "NO TECHNO FOR YOU" in bold serif – Front: Blank, like your energy levels

For Women – Fit advice (aka how to style your burnout):

• XS (54cm) – for that slightly ironic, self-aware fit
• S (57cm) – wearable regret, everyday chic
• M (60cm) – boyfriend tee but make it Berlin-grim
• L+ – for pairing with leggings, bike shorts, or post-parenting disassociation

Tip: If you usually wear a women’s M and want a wearable oversized look, start with XS or S. Want it dramatic and bold? Go M or L.

Care Instructions:
Wash inside out, hang dry, avoid the clubs.

Bon & Xilo Apprl – For the Formerly Vibrant.