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I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN. Premium Men's Oversized Hoodie

I HAVE SEX LIKE A MAN. Premium Men's Oversized Hoodie

€56,00 EUR
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Product Description

Service Level Agreement Hoodie. Unisex, oversized, unapologetic.

This is not a slogan. It’s a boundary.
Dry, corporate, a little hostile. The message sits on the back, because you don’t owe eye contact.

Product Details

- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- 380 GSM premium fabric
- Drop shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Brushed inside and out for extra softness
- Hood without drawstrings for a clean look
- Made in TĂŒrkiye
- Back print, front clean
- Designed in Berlin, produced by tired humans

Size & Fit

This hoodie runs big.
Size down for a steady oversized look.
Stay with your regular size for maximum volume.
S fits loose on XS or S, M gives full oversized shape, L delivers full cocoon mode.

Care Instructions

Wash cold. No closure provided.
Low iron. No emotional work included.

Shipping Information

📩 Shipping directly from the producer

đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș DE: Free from €50, €4.95 under, ⏱ 3-4 business days
đŸ‡ȘđŸ‡ș🇬🇧 EU&UK: Free from €70, €6.95 under, ⏱ 4-7 business days
đŸ‡ș🇾 USA: €19.99, ⏱ ca. 10 business days

Premium feel, built to last.

Why Bon & Xilo?

🛍 Free shipping in Germany from €50, in EU from €70
🔁 30 days return – no drama
đŸ§” Printed in Bavaria using eco inks
✔ Premium fabric, made in small curated batches

Let customers speak for us

from 10 reviews

Quite a high-quality piece! Delivery was also very fast.

Jan Blimmer

I like my t-shirt and the print is good

Felipe

The fabric is soft and smooth against the skin. The texture is really gentle and pleasant.

OT
Emotionally European. Premium Oversized Unisex T-Shirt.- Fluent in espresso, melancholy, and detachment.

I’m really impressed with this shirt. The fabric feels premium, the stitching is neat, and the overall quality is excellent.

OT
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Bon & Xilo is a great shop from Berlin, with great products and excellent support.

OT

I ordered the black version. I’m really impressed with this jute bag – the fabric is durable and feels high-quality. The lettering looks stylish and well-made. A fantastic product overall! It also arrived very quickly.

OT
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High quality comfy material, print looks stylish, transparent shipping process and product description. All-in-all great experience, the brand obviously cares about the customers and their experience. Looking forward to the new collections!

Alex K.
Emotionally European. Premium Oversized Unisex T-Shirt.- Fluent in espresso, melancholy, and detachment.

I love my new T-shirt! The quality is awesome: the clear print, the dense fabric. It’s really oversized, looks quite big on me even though it’s a size S. I usually wear between S and M, so next time I’ll order an XS. I can’t wait to wear it to KiTa and then meet my friends for a spritz right after!

Mimi
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Die Bestellung auf der Website war sehr einfach und völlig stressfrei. Die Verpackung ist umweltfreundlich, komplett plastikfrei, und in jedem Umschlag liegt eine Anleitung zum Waschen sowie eine Beschreibung der biologischen Technologie bei.

Mimi

Das T-Shirt wurde schnell geliefert. Die QualitĂ€t ist gut, der Druck ist sauber. Die GrĂ¶ĂŸe fĂ€llt etwas grĂ¶ĂŸer aus als erwartet, aber insgesamt bin ich sehr zufrieden.

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